As
Alexandra "Alex" Spaulding von Halkein Thorpe
lunatic.wav...."I
don't understand that you're in love with a
lunatic?!?...No!....I don't understand electricity either,
but I know if you put your finger in a live socket you can
die!"....
carpet.wav...."There
is not enough carpet in all of the Orient to sweep her stupid
mistakes under!".....
1reason.wav...."You
give me one good reason why not!"......
newyork.wav...."Well,
I often pop into New York, ya know, to catch some shows, see
my favorite hairdresser, give myself a little break"....
14thst.wav...."I
rarely go below 14th Street, unless it's an absolute
emergency"......
agift.wav...."If
you ask me this is a gift...it's a chance to rid yourself of
this woman once and for all!"....
atthezoo.wav...."What?
Was there a problem with feeding time at the zoo this
morning?"....
bark.wav...."You
got quite a bark honey....but I've dealt with worse than
you".....
busygirl.wav...."She's
been a busy little girl...I understand your last reign of
terror left heads shaking in this town for months!
devotion.wav...."Well,
your devotion is nothing short of amazing".....
exorsist.wav...."I am
calling the police and just for insurance, I'm gonna call an
exorcist".....
feisty.wav...."My my
you've gotten a little feisty since our paths crossed last,
haven't you?"....
isntlove.wav...."This
isn't love!....This is a sickness!"....
laundry.wav...."Well
what on Earth were you doing sitting in a laundry
room?!?"....
meetu.wav...."It's
nice to finally meet you"....
myattic.wav...."Just
how long did you two plan to play house in my
attic!?!"...
rodent.wav...."Ya
know my scent is not that of a rodent.
santast.wav....Vincent
Irizarry to Marj, as Alex...."You know speaking of Santa
Claus I had a meeting last night, a guy came in here dressed
in a Santa suit"...Alex:..."And who was that?"
team.wav...."I'm
sure you two are gonna be a terrific team"....
thepast.wav...."Please,
let's just put the past behind us and think only about the
future.
vomit.wav...."And
this little lip quivering vulnerable act may work with
men...I mean it obviously does....but it just wants to make
me vomit all over your new face!"...
shark.wav...."I am
going to looovee grinding you into fine dust...You're good,
you're real good...but you're not a natural born shark like
me...hmmm hmm hmm ha...So enjoy it while you can, because
it's not gonna last"....
spauldin.wav...."Aww
comon that's the Spaulding veneer....you know, never let 'em
see you sweat".....
yesindee.wav...."Hmmm
hahaaaaaahaaa.....Yes!....Indeed!".....
As
Vanessa Bennett Cortlandt
hurtafly...."Vanessa
performs Hitchcock and does Norman's mother, Mrs. Bates, from
Psycho!....."I know they're watching me...but they'll
see...that I couldn't even hurt a fly"....
theshow....Hi
everybody!! Hope You enjoy the show!...
finale.wav....It's time
for my grand finale...and I'm gonna knock 'em dead!....
screwoff.wav...."Waiter
would you mind bringing us two glasses of your finest
champagne?...And I do hope it comes without a screw off
top!"....
thatgood.wav...."It's
remarkable isn't it dear?....Even I didn't think you were
that good!"...
drownrat.wav...."I
mean you did look like a drowned rat, didn't you?...Ya gave
new meaning to the whole thing"....
what.wav...."What?!?....What
is it?....whaaaaat?!?"....
cantimag.wav...."Well,
I can't imagine what you're talking about".....
dareme.wav...."Oh!
Oh Dear!...You don't want to dare me because you have no idea
who you're dealing with"....
thereur.wav...."There
you are, you thieving tramp!"....
knifeset.wav...."Yes
dear, run along dear, have fun playing with your knife
set."
apologiz.wav...."Well
I'm not saying a word until you apologize"....
doinhere.wav....."What
are you doing here dressed like that!?!"....
relax.wav...."Relax
darling...I'm in on the fun"...
bicker.wav...."Why
do we always have to bicker like this?...
nocouth.wav...."Uggcch!...That
woman has no couth whatsoever!"....
notgoing.wav...."I'm
not going anywhere darling, because tonight you shouldn't be
alone"....
theonly1.wav...."When
are you going to accept the fact that I'm the only woman you
can really depend on?"...
withoutu.wav...."Nothing's
the same without you around"....
momysboy.wav...."Ha!....There's
Mommy's boy".....
eclair.wav...."It
was the last eclair that killed him.....(gasp!)"....
diedlafn.wav...."Oh
yes, that's so funny.....we both could have died
laughing".....
freshair.wav...."Oh!....I
just came out for some fresh air"....
mymymymy.wav...."Oh
my, my, my, my".....
howdido.wav...."Well,
I want to get back in your good graces.....So, how'd I
do?"....
cranky.wav...."You
were a cranky baby too"......
mother.wav...."Well,
a mother can only do so much before they leave the
nest"....
boysbest.wav...."Oh!
Dear!....They do say a boy's best friend is his mommy!....ah
ha haaa"....
needme.wav....."Well....like
they say...you're going to need me, before I need
you".....
bonvoyag.wav...."Bon
Voyage!"....
ahha.wav...."Marj
as Vanessa, laughs it up for us!".....
2round.wav...."Fine,
call me for the second round....ah?".....
yoursayn.wav...."Do
you have any idea what you're saying?!?"....
ridiculs.wav...."Ahahaaaa
haaa! Don't...don't be ridiculous, comon...although it's not
really a bad idea.
As
"Kara" leader of the Eymorg women of planet Sigma
Draconis VI in Spocks Brain
brain_.wav...."Brain
and brain!!....What is brain?!?".....
whatareu.wav...."What
are you? Why are you here?"...
speak.wav...."You
have something to speak?"
spocks.wav....Captian
Kirk: "What have you done with Spock's brain?"
"We do not know Spock." Captian Kirk: "This is
Spock, you saw him on the ship...what have you done with his
brain? It must be restored immediately..what have you done
with it!?!"...
notmorg.wav...."We
only know here below and here above. This is our place...you
are not Morg...you are stranger"....
umaygo.wav...."If
you wish to return home, you may go"....
leader.wav....Captian
Kirk: "I wish to talk to those in charge." "In
charge?" Captian Kirk: "Yes the organizers the
managers..the leader of your people." "I am leader,
there is no other"...
controls.wav....Captian
Kirk: "Who controls this complex?" "Control?
Controller?" Captian Kirk: "Yes, the Controller who
controls? I would like to meet, to see him." "No!
it is not permitted! Controller is alone apart, we serve
Controller!"...
noharm.wav...."Captian
Kirk: "We intend no harm"...."You have come to
destroy us"...Captian Kirk: "No, no I
promise!"...
youlie.wav...."You
lie! You know me, you have said that you came to take back
the Controller"...
what2do.wav...."I
must learn what to do...come with me"....
10000yrs.wav...."We
will die you must not take the Controller away! We will all
die! The controller is young and
powerful...perfect"...Spock's brain: "How very
flattering!" "You will give life to my people for
ten thousand years to come!" Captian Kirk: "You
will find another Controller." "The old one is
finished...there is no other than this and there will not be
another for ten thousand years!"....
teacher.wav...."It
was the old knowledge." Captian Kirk: "How do you
get the old knowledge?" "I put upon my head the
teacher." Captian Kirk: "What is the teacher?"
"The great teacher of the ancient knowledge"....
tokill.wav...."I do
not know killing....I do not wish to kill"....
As
Crystal Fair in Night Of The Turncoat
shopping.wav...."I'm
sorry I'm late darling, but you know how it is shopping with
mother!"....
crystal.wav...."Oh
you must be Colonel Richmond..Crystal Fair's my
name"...Colonel Richmond: "How do you do?"
"And you're Artemus Gordon! I feel like we're old
friends too." Artemus: "Thank you!...You dog! How
did you keep this one undercover?" James West:
"Because I've never seen this woman before in my
life!"....
forgiven.wav...."I see
that you still haven't forgiven me for the other night..I
said I'm sorry...Now what more can I do!?!"...
ibelong.wav....James West:
"And no party would be complete without Crystal...where
is she?"...."At your side Jim darling, where I
belong"....
beard.wav...."Ever
thought of growing a beard?"...
question.wav...."When
are ya gonna start asking questions?"...
talk2.wav....(Marj, a
bit tipsy as Crystal)...."I'd like to get out of
here...you talk too much!"....
ohexcuse.wav...."Oh!
Excuse me!"....
trustme.wav...."You
can't trust me...no one can...but I have a feeling I can
trust you"....
As
Heidi Eberhart, undercover agent in Guess Who Came To Dinner
schnauzer.wav....Colonel
Hogan: "Excuse me, are you the woman who lost her
schnauzer?" "No! I dont have a schnauzer...have a
weimaraner." Colonel Hogan: "Weimaraners are fine
dogs..We have two dachshunds." "Really?!? What are
their names?" Colonel Hogan: "Hans and Fritz."
microfon.wav...."There's
always a man outside my apartment, I've received a series of
mysterious phone calls...and yesterday, I find a small
microphone inside my dresser drawer."
dramatic.wav...."I
don't mean to seem dramatic, but I must get out of Germany
within the next few days." Colonel Hogan: "It won't
be easy, we've got a lot of flyers to get out of the country
and our rescue teams are overworked." "In dat
case...it vas nice knowingk you"....
4dinner.wav...."Vhy
don't we invite Colonel Hogan to join us for dinner dis
evening?....It vill be very interesting hearing all about
America!"....
clumsy.wav...."Oh!
How clumsy of me!"
mydarlng.wav...."Yes,
my darlingk"....
trustme.wav...."You
may not trust me...but I trust you"....
As
Helen Layton, nightclub singer in Mask For A Charade
luvstory.wav....Singing
Love Story! "How Do I begin?"......
4oclock.wav....Joe Mannix:
"Have you given any thought to what happened last
night?" "Well I really didn't even get to sleep
'til about 4 o'clock this morning thinking about it"....
hi.wav...."Hi!
How's it going"....
longchat.wav...."As a
matter of fact we had a long chat"...
lastnite.wav...."Well
you should have been here last night"...
idunknow.wav...."I
don't know what you're talking about!'....
As
Madelyn, Felix's girlfriend the nude actress in What You Say
To A Naked Lady
meetyou.wav...."It
was nice to meet you all"...
towel.wav...."Please
help me!...I'm wrapped in a towel of indifference" (Shed
your indifference and join us in the bathtub) "Oh! But I
don't know if I should!"...
notdress.wav....(knock
knock knock)..."Oh just a minute I'm not
dressed!"...
ohoscar.wav...."Yes?
Oh..Oscar did you see the play?" Oscar: "Yea I saw
the play, I saw the play." "We're ya shocked?"
Oscar: "No, I understand...avant-garde theater, some of
it's serious...some of it's comedy." "You were
shocked" Oscar: "I was shocked." "Well ya
shouldn't be Oscar, after all it's a perfectly legitimate
play...it even won an award." Oscar: "I'm a sports
writer, not a drama critic..I'll tell ya one thing, I don't
like the rubber ducky"...
imeantto.wav...."No!
I...I...I meant to tell him, I just wanted to make it
gradual"...
understd.wav...."I
mean he's so sweet and he's understanding but I just don't
think he'd understand this"...
atagirl.wav...."I'll
tell him on our next date" Oscar: "Ata girl! The
truth is always better. When my x-wife told me the truth it
solved all our problems." "What did she tell
you?" Oscar: "That she wanted a divorce"....
mycareer.wav...."Do
you want me to give up my career?" Felix: "No! Why
should I look at you differently just because you're not
wearing clothes?" "But you're not the only
one." Felix: "I wouldn't care if the whole world
went naked...it might be neater!"...
As
"KAOS Girl" in A Man Called Smart Pt2
pardon.wav...."Pardon
me, can you tell me how to get to 1235 Alcazar Street?"
beshot.wav...."We're
going to switch cars in case we're being followed. You're
heavily guarded...don't try and escape or you'll be
shot".....
letsgoms.wav...."Then
I'll show you......Let's go Mr. Smart".....
As
Mrs. Packert
sandwich.wav...."Weeell
I'm sure he's somewhere...happens to all of us. Would you
like a sandwich?"
youngman.wav...."He's
such a nice young man!"....
angelfd.wav...."Angelfood
cake god willing, doesn't fall...never does"...
themusic.wav...."Oh,
now this is a maybe only for the music, it's not a for sure.
Mr. Wainright we are ready...Oh! Isn't it lovely!?!" Mr.
Wainright: "It hasn't started yet...you haven't heard
it!" "OK!"
